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A CULT WITH A DRESS CODE.

Every movement needs a face. Mog had the Pit Vipers. $ANSEM has us. We took the oldest trick in crypto — a shared symbol — and made it something you can actually wear. $HORNY is the uniform of everyone who's long the Bull. It's a joke you're in on and a brand we actually build. Both things. On purpose.

Hold $HORNY and $ANSEM, and you're eligible to claim a pair — free. The glasses aren't for sale to the crowd; they're a gift to the ones who showed up. (Eligibility snapshot details to come.)

The $HORNY bull mascot wearing the sunglasses

THIS IS THE FLAG.

The $HORNY sunglasses: gloss-black acetate front, stepped brow line, cream arms, dark smoke lenses

Chunky rectangular acetate. Gloss-black front with a stepped brow line. Cream arms. Dark smoke lenses. Designed by us, for us. When you see them, you know. When you wear them, they know.

PUT THEM ON.

Drop your handle. We fit the glasses to your face and hand you back a 500×500 callsign. Wear it. They'll know.

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BUILT ON THE BULL.

$ANSEM rewarded the people who showed up instead of extracting from them, and openly invited builders to add value for holders. $HORNY is us taking that seriously. We're not competing with $ANSEM — we're a satellite of it, giving its supporters an identity and an object. Long the Bull, wear the glasses.

$HORNY is an independent community project inspired by and building alongside the $ANSEM community. It is not created by, endorsed by, or affiliated with Ansem, the $ANSEM token, or pump.fun.

A REAL BRAND, FUNDED BY A MEME.

Most coins end at the chart. We want ours to end in a box on your doorstep. The plan is simple and backwards from everything else in the trenches: use creator fees to actually build the product. Prototype. Small batch. Real batch. Our own frame tooling. A store. Inventory. A brand that outlives the candle — and a free pair for the holders who got us there.

THE PLAN (IF THE COMMUNITY WILLS IT).

These are community goals, not promises. Nothing here is guaranteed, owed, or tied to token price. It's what we'd love to build together as creator fees accumulate.

Creator fees banked

$0

goes live at launch

Next

~$150

First prototype.

  1. ~$150
    First prototype.One real sample of the glasses in hand.
  2. ~$500
    First branded batch.25 units, $HORNY-branded.
  3. ~$1,500
    Batch + packaging.50-unit run with proper boxes.
  4. ~$5,000
    Our own frame.Custom frame tooling, 100 units, a store with crypto checkout.
  5. ~$15,000
    Inventory drop.300–500 units, 3PL fulfillment, real photography, full site.
  6. ~$50,000
    Multi-SKU brand.More styles, a professional shoot, a collab or pop-up.
  7. ~$100,000+
    Standalone label.Full brand ops, optical-grade line, trademark, retail.

Funded by pump.fun creator fees, which slide from about 0.95% of trades at small caps (roughly $88k–$300k) down to about 0.05% above ~$20M market cap. For scale: the TROLL token generated about $223,150 in creator fees at roughly a $166M market cap. That's the ceiling we daydream about — not a forecast, not a promise.

HOW TO PUT THE GLASSES ON.

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Get a Solana wallet (Phantom or Solflare) and fund it with SOL.

02

Hit BUY $HORNY to open pump.fun — or swap on Jupiter/Raydium using the contract address below.

03

Always paste the exact contract address. Ignore copycats and 'support' DMs.

04

Hold $HORNY and $ANSEM to be eligible to claim your free pair when the store is live.

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$HORNY CONTRACT

$ANSEM (The Black Bull): 9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump — always verify; copycats exist.